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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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If a woman in a business suit and business shoes walks into the store, he has the right to kick her out. If a man in a suit and shoes enters a women’s bathroom, the law says, he has the right to fight for his life if he must.

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laughing my ass off at this one frank

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What if, instead of wearing suits, they had suits made out of their own guts, like this lobster? Wouldn’t that be a win-win?

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THE LINK LEADS TO LOBSTER SPAGHETTI

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My dad just bought a pair of shoes for me for Father’s Day that look like the lobster’s shoes.

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Aww that’s cute! I hope you enjoy your new shoes, Francis :)

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:)

I tried to get them at a Goodwill but they were sold out online, so I got them used.

(They’re black, but if you’re wondering, they look like a very particular sort of black, and aren’t black at all except in shadow. A lot of things are the same sort of black.)